Do you love FrameMaker? I do. I love being able to use the paragraph designer to make things look exactly the way I want, every time. I love side heads! I love using as many numbered lists as I want to, without worrying about Word fucking them up (sorry Mom).
And FrameMaker has some special Magic baked in!
How else would it know when you have exactly one hour left until you absolutely have to mail the pdf to the build guy so he can put it on the special CD for the giant prospect?
Since it’s Magic, FrameMaker can tell exactly when it’s time to have some fun by BSOD-ing repeatedly, just because I tried to update a graphic that was imported by reference. A graphic marketing sent me 5 minutes ago…just a little update! No big deal! Just rename and save it and everything will be cool, right?
I forgot about the special FrameMaker Magic that makes life so fun!